Hi. Would you like to stop adding all of my friends on facebook? I am so sorry that you can’t make your own friends. I really am sorry that nobody cares enough for you. And I am absolutely, truly sorry that I used to be so close to you and now I want nothing to do with you. I know I’ve been a bitch, but hey, I’m apologizing. I’m apologizing for things that are not even my fault. I’m even nice enough to feel some amount of pity for you. Oh, but that doesn’t matter, right? Because nothing anybody does matters to you. You filthy, narcissistic, whore.

You must have looked at someone once in your life and asked yourself, “What does he/she have that I don’t?” You must have wondered why someone is more worthy of happiness than you are. You must have wondered why someone is blessed with extraordinary looks and you’re just… ordinary. Ordinary in every way you could possibly think of.