March 2012
February 2012
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Time is going by way too fast and there is no way I can catch up at this point. I feel like I’m still living in the past. It’s hard to comprehend when you think about an event that happened two years ago and you feel like it just happened yesterday.
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During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36.
Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.
K I’m feeling all the stress now. I’m feeling it. Jk I felt it a long time ago but now I feel like I’m going to explode.
When my mom asks me if I’m hungry and I say no, she still hands me food…
Small Cucumbers
*Keep in mind that both Sharon and John are asian.
Sharon: I have a large cucumber. :)
John: You can't have a large cucumber. You're asian.
Sharon: ...Are you implying that you have a small cucumber?
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We always try so hard for something we want, and once we have it, we don’t care anymore.
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
I love dumplings. :)
There’s a party in my tummy
so yummy
so yummy
So it’s okay to call really skinny girls ugly and disgusting but it’s automatically a sin to say the same about overweight girls? That makes no sense. There are skinny girls who can’t help it and it’s the same for overweight girls. For you to say that “thick is inspirational” and “skinny looks like shit” is pretty damn ignorant.
Sometimes I really wish I was one of those heartless people who can do wrong all day and still be able to sleep at night.
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She who pleads for attention and sympathy is weak. She who lets jealousy vanquish her is weak. You are weak-willed and weak-minded, the definition of an ill soul who cannot cure herself no matter how hard she tries. You feed off of those with power; you feed off of them and ruin them. I hope some sense of realization occurs in your pea-sized brain, because until then, there is a special place in...
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Man fuck being on my period. It’s not even the blood waterfall flowing out of my vagina that bothers me, it’s the fact that I get so emotional while I’m on it. I’m fine all month and then when I get my period I become your typical, pathetic teenager who needs a hug. I go from being a strong woman (well… close to there) to a vulnerable, little girl. Darn you.
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God I hate sending risky messages. I’m shaking and now all I can do is wait for a reply. Oh, and it’s even worse when I don’t get a reply because then I’m stuck hyperventilating forever.
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It’s so awkward when you send a text to the wrong person…
I thought I pressed the right person’s name, but I guess not. My phone has deceived me. D:<